I’ll just narrate the pictures I’ve chosen to share with you. As you began to glance at the first picture you see someone with a hammer ready to smash any available part of an old, foreign vehicle. Said person decided against this and instead finished his lunch alongside his two travel companions. You must know that two of us, to whom the vehicle does not belong, were feeling as free as something that feels free since we had motorized and non-public transport. “What luck!” I thought to myself. This was before something went wrong between gear #3 and gear #4 and the poor, exhausted Citroën (the car) puttered to a depressing halt. To make a long story short, some police came and helped the hammer-holder push the car whilst the non-hammer holder steered. The car owner stood aside with her cane. The police did NOT offer any help and were quickly on there way. (It was near noon – They were hungry I guess.)
I mentioned that several old or aged things were a part of this day and one was a little old lady named Lucienne. She’s the car owner and quite a character. My friend Johannes has become her new chauffeur since she’s unable to drive. Lucy’s insurance came to the rescue in record-breaking time and made us all feel like fools when just after lunch their representative popped the car’s hood, stripped some wires, reattached them to something important and the engine happily decided to restart. And we were off again.
SELAH
In part two our hero is standing in front of some really big, old rocks. Exceptionally old even for Europe, these rocks are known by Breton names which you’ve probably heard like “dolmen” and “menhir” meaning more or less “rock table” and “long rock” respectively. Breton is quite a descriptive language, eh? Though I’m not usually one to take my own picture in front of a bunch of important stuff that everybody wants to see, this was an unordinary incident. These rocks range from about knee high to really big and the biggest weigh about 40 tons (because someone picked one up???!).
SELAH
As the sun set on our day-long journey, we sat peacefully on a deserted beach. No longer at Carnac we spread out our copious feast (er, leftovers from lunch plus a new baguette) ahem, and we ate to our hearts delight on the savage coast of Quiberon, extreme southern tip of Brittany.
Inspired by the accomplishments of this day, I layed aside my hammer of hate and gazed into the distance with peace and contentment.
SELAH
Though not pictured, we did meet up with our friends, la police, again. I was in the middle of my most extensive French car driving experience when we were waved to the roadside by a slow gesture from a flashlight-clad hand. In the blinding light of man-made electricity accompanied by a few authoritative phrases, I began to feel around the car for my backpack. Offering a driver’s license marked “Kentucky, It’s That Friendly,” my resident papers, and an short explicatory anecdote, I hoped for a favourable outcome. “It’s ok,” was my response and with two false starts and more than one “Thank You/Goodbye’s” I breathed a few more prayers of gratitude as my eyes kept their focus on the road in between swipes from my uni-wiper windshield apparatus.
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